Might as well

dersekingdom:

IT IS TMI TUESDAY
DO IT UP

- nsfw asks
- my turn on and turn offs
- say a kink and I’ll say if I like it
- ask me shit
- what I like in a partner sexually
- tmi questions
- try to make me blush and if I can’t publish it you win
- what would u do if you owned me for 24 hrs
- ask me anything!

helioscentrifuge:

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

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(Source: sprousetwinsblog)

michaeljcaboosie:

queen—historia:

during a zombie apocalypse, the snk fandom would just
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yall would die in like 2 days from tryna pull some james bond shit and fall to your death from a makeshift grappling hook please

(Source: snow-whitee)

groudonconfirmed:

"if you’re not a boy or a girl what are you"

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

(Source: unicorncastiell)

daleyoakley:

paufaux:

xxjustimaginexx:

disneyaddictgirl:

sarge-tammy-calhoun:

cutmedeeply:

breathe-white-noise:

saraaasays:

Always reblog

I actually really needed this right now, I know you’re not here, you’re so far away, but I heard that in your voice and I don’t think I could feel more suicidal than I do now. But your voice in my head makes me want to keep going, for you, to make you proud

reblogging because of that ^^

I may not know you. I may not have even spoken to you. But the statement above is no less true. Whoever you are, I am so proud of you.

This made me cry. I needed this

“im so  proud of you” I’v always wanted to hear those words..

I’m so proud of you^^^  even though you don’t know me, I’m a real person, and i am proud of you. i swear. 

I’m so proud of all my followers that have felt like killing themselves but are still here I am so glad you are here to shine your light onto earth. We need you here. Please keep staying strong. And for those of you who have known people who couldn’t take it anymore,I hope your coping well and realize that they felt like suicide was the only option, which is never true. Suicide is the most permanent thing you can do. I love you and remember
I’m so proud of you

daleyoakley:

paufaux:

xxjustimaginexx:

disneyaddictgirl:

sarge-tammy-calhoun:

cutmedeeply:

breathe-white-noise:

saraaasays:

Always reblog

I actually really needed this right now, I know you’re not here, you’re so far away, but I heard that in your voice and I don’t think I could feel more suicidal than I do now. But your voice in my head makes me want to keep going, for you, to make you proud

reblogging because of that ^^

I may not know you. I may not have even spoken to you. But the statement above is no less true. Whoever you are, I am so proud of you.

This made me cry. I needed this

“im so  proud of you” I’v always wanted to hear those words..

I’m so proud of you^^^  even though you don’t know me, I’m a real person, and i am proud of you. i swear. 

I’m so proud of all my followers that have felt like killing themselves but are still here I am so glad you are here to shine your light onto earth. We need you here. Please keep staying strong. And for those of you who have known people who couldn’t take it anymore,I hope your coping well and realize that they felt like suicide was the only option, which is never true. Suicide is the most permanent thing you can do. I love you and remember
I’m so proud of you

(Source: foreva-broken)

(Source: patrickkingart)

caninecompanion:

a reminder to my asexual friends that it’s okay to want to have sex

and also okay to not want to have sex

and also okay to be kinda curious about sex, but feel kind of grossed out about it

and a reminder to my aro friends that it’s okay to want to be in some sort of relationship

or to want to avoid anything that resembles romance in any way shape or form

whatever you want, your identity is your own and is valid, and nobody can take it away from you 

caninecompanion:

a reminder to my asexual friends that it’s okay to want to have sex

and also okay to not want to have sex

and also okay to be kinda curious about sex, but feel kind of grossed out about it

and a reminder to my aro friends that it’s okay to want to be in some sort of relationship

or to want to avoid anything that resembles romance in any way shape or form

whatever you want, your identity is your own and is valid, and nobody can take it away from you 

ryanvallejo:

korralight:

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okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

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exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick

(Source: korrashair)

  • Gryffindor: Do what is right
  • Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
  • Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
  • Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

demonsanddoctorsanddetectives:

iamrickyhoover:

justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

If this is true about the women then that’s awesome!

You don’t fuck with Spartan women.

cannedyounot:

shslkittycatlady:

hallowedhorrors:

I feel such pity for the homestucks who didn’t know faygo was an actual thing, or who live in places where you can’t find it, when I’m over here in Michigan like
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Someone pls photoshop gamzee in all these pictures

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my job is complete